Monthly Archives: February 2012

Episode 9 – Switzerland

Episode 9 – Switzerland Down to 3 lucky ladies at this point, Lindzi, Nicki, and Courtney-the-bitchy-model. It’s basically a shootout between Lindzi and Nicki, so let’s see how it goes. So Bachelor Bro is at the airport on his way … Continue reading

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Episode 8 – HOMETOWNS!!!

Editor’s Note: Although I guess I swore I would never again drink two bottles of wine, my roommates convinced me to do it. Again, I’ve had to go back and revise some of this, but again I’ve left you all … Continue reading

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Episode 7 – Belize

Episode 7 – Belize Note: I have gone back and re-edited this the day after. As promised, I did drink two bottles of wine, and by the end of the show I could barely see my computer screen and/or form … Continue reading

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It’s Monday

My FactSet is down for the moment and Bloomberg is a pain in the ass, so I’ll take a second to update you on the goings on here at the TBFM international headquarters. I’ve decided to introduce a new variable into the TBFM … Continue reading

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Grantland’s Definitely Stealing My Ideas…

Seriously. Read this and tell me I didn’t already talk about “Blakeley” and glue sticks and sixth grade. http://www.grantland.com/blog/hollywood-prospectus/post/_/id/43002/what-not-to-do-if-you-want-to-get-fake-engaged-to-the-bachelor This whole article reads a whole lot like my blog. I’d be more upset if there was any way in hell that they … Continue reading

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Episode 6

Welcome to beautiful Panama City! No, not the trashy one in Florida. Bitch-model says she’s excited to be there, and ALREADY says she wants to go skinny dipping here. Gotta own it, I guess. “Kacie B.” gets the first date. … Continue reading

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Episode 5

Episode 5 – Puerto Rico Again, this is a wikipedia-fueled post, so please forgive the fact that there are no facts. Puerto Rico. Another awesome locale. Why do they have that big mansion back in California if they never even … Continue reading

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