Monthly Archives: June 2012

Episode 7 – Arie’s Lies, Chris Cries, and Jef is Bi(curious)

Episode 7 – Prague Emily mentions that she didn’t send anyone home last week cause she wants to be sure about it. Guess she forgot about the 2 that she sent home. Hometowns next week! 6 bros left. 4 Dates. 3 1-on-1s, … Continue reading

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Episode 6 – Croatia and Scotland and Ryan’s Finger Hairs

So Croatia looks fucking awesome. I can’t exactly point to it on a map, but it looks nice. Jef says that “croatia is the perfect place to fall in love” – sure, why not. More shameless plugging for whatever resort … Continue reading

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Episode 5 – London

Episode 5 – London 10 guys left at this point. Sean gets the 1-on-1 date, his first. They are riding on their very own double-decker bus! He stands up and yells something dumb to the citizens of London.  He generally does … Continue reading

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Episode 4 – Bermuda!

Episode 4 So this time, there is the standard 1-on-1, a group date, and the rare, exotic 2-on-1 date! Bro explains that the loser of this date will be kicked off. A high stakes menage a trois. That’s french for … Continue reading

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Episode 3

Episode 3 This episode starts with Bachelor Babe’s mom bringing her breakfast in bed. She has bleached blonde hair and a voice like the woman in that anti-smoking commercial with the hole in her throat. Woof. Chris the corporate sales … Continue reading

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Episode 2

Episode 2 OMG the Charlotte news into. Channel 9. I want to go home right now, New York sucks. This is great. All these bros living together. This is just like a frat house. But the guys aren’t fratty. Now … Continue reading

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Episode 1

So this is my first time watching The Bachelorette. Just like when I watched The Bachelor, I barely understand the rules and most of the time I don’t really know what’s going on. I just sort of call it like … Continue reading

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