Monthly Archives: July 2012

Season Finale

Season Finale So here we are. After like 20 hours of my time down the drain, here we are at what Harrison’s calling the “most anticipated television event of the summer”. Bold, Chris. Bold. I’m going back to the old … Continue reading

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MEN TELL ALL!

Men Tell All!!! No dudes in the audience? WTF bros, where you at? Chris Harrison might be the only penis in this studio. There are like a hundred candles on this set too. This is definitely a woman’s show. What … Continue reading

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Episode Whatever – FANTASY SEX SUITES!!!

Curacao looks sick. What the fuck else is new. They went to a beautiful and exotic island that I’m not going to ever go to and run around and get drunk and play on the beach. Sean gets to go … Continue reading

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HOMETOWNS!!!!!!!!!!1111

Episode Whatever – Hometowns!!! So I’m at the beach this week, and blogging remotely, so take everything I say with a grain of salt. I’m very sunburned and also pretty drunk, so whatever. OMAGAWWWD BACK IN CHARLOTTE. K i’ll try … Continue reading

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