This is a blog about The Bachelor, which is a television show where you take a guy and force him into a serious relationship with 25 women at the same time. It is then filmed, edited, and televised on ABC in between commercials for mascara, shampoo, and various low-fat yogurts. One time someone told me to live-blog it, but I couldn’t figure out how, so this is what you get instead.
All that you need to know about me is that I’m 24, I’m a man, I’m straight, and I think this show is ridiculous.
For most of these posts, I sit down for 2 hours and try to drink two bottles of wine as quickly as possible, and then write down whatever comes to mind. Turns out it’s a lot of CAPS LOCK.