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Episode 8 – HOMETOWNS!!!!!!!11

Back in Houston, Texas for AshLee’s hometown first. She’s setting up a blanket in a shitty little field. They drink champagne. “My family’s not the typical pastor family. My dad’s into motorcycles….” Motorcycles aren’t badass. My dad has one. He’s … Continue reading

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Episode 6 – St. Croix

Sorry sorry sorry for being so late on this one. Same old story. Not giving up yet.   Previews are great. I love them. So much crying.   Another seaplane for Sean. Oh! The other girls are also there in … Continue reading

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Episode 4 – Part 2

Now they’re in Alberta, Canada. How did he get here? He just, like, appeared. He took a little seaplane. I think he took off from the pool at the bachelor mansion. The girls arrive in 2 limos. I assume one … Continue reading

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Episode 4 – Night 1

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So, sorry I haven’t been up to date, but I have a real job that pays me real money so unfortunately that comes first. According to superhost Chris Harrison, today is the start of a worldwide journey. Around the world. … Continue reading

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Episode 4 – J. Tree, Roller Derby, Neal Lane

Editor’s note: For whatever reason, this post had a lot of profanity, so if you’re not into that, go read another blog. Also, would like to note that last week someone googled “Why does Tierra have a dent in her … Continue reading

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Episode 3 – New Wine Strategy?

So a slight change in strategy for us here at TBFM this evening. Given the inauguration holiday (or MLK too I guess), I’ve taken advantage of the extra time by drinking a bottle of wine head of time. Pros: I … Continue reading

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Episode 2

Don’t really remember anything happened last time (on account of the wine). So, we’re just going to hope that I remember something eventually. Intro. Sean already working out with no shirt on . Think he’s wearing the same shorts as … Continue reading

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